09 March 2009

Cookies and Breem

Do you love ice cream??? Of course you do!

THEN WATCH YOUR ASSES OUT FOR BIRDS!!!

that's right, birds are everywhere and there is nothing they like more than petty lactosey theft!

Do not believe Dr. Awesome???

http://jet-point.com/2009/02/24/birds-stealing-ice-cream/

Finally, some proof!

02 March 2009

yatta!!!

Wow. It's been awhile.
I am back after a needed rest. I was moving and, unfortunately, I had to study to get board certified. No way in hell I'm going back to Mr. Awesome!!!

Today we start delving into the greatest stuff you may have missed.
We start you off with the legendary video, Yatta! by the Greenleaf.
Imagine, if you will, I came in and pitched you the following idea:

the backstreet boys mixed with the village people, but much, much more gay (seeing as how the band gets it name from wearing nothing but flesh colored underwear with a giant green leaf covering their junk). Also, they're marketed solely to children!!
Sounds like a winner to me!!

And now, without further ado-- another must see from the vault of Dr. Awesome:

22 January 2009

another reason not to get plastic

22 January 2009
day 5
Lunch Bag Art

this site is amazing, but simple. Every day, on his lunch break, this dude draws a fantastic (and i mean fantastic) rendition of a cartoon/comic/etc.. on his kids' brown paper lunch bags (which they use the next day). then he takes pictures of them and puts them up every day.

It really is something else!

have fun reliving your childhood... lunch bags and cartoons!

21 January 2009

the greatest video in the history of the internet

13 seconds of win

maybe it isn't YOUR favorite, but i have seen this over 100 times and i still laugh hysterically.



you are welcome, my friends. you are welcome.


PART 2!!!!!!

failblog.org
is also a fantastic site. unofficially, you should check it out and lose a couple of hours.

20 January 2009

It's His World, We Just Live There

SPECIAL INAUGURATION EDITION!!

Happy Inauguration Day, everyone!

Do you love Super Mario World for SNES, but feel that it just wasn't politically relevant? Are "coins" a little too glaringly unpatriotic? Would you rather have played if Mario was African-American instead of Italian-American?

Well, the solution is here:

Super Obama World!

this came out right before the election, and I think most people missed it. Give it a whirl, it's great!

19 January 2009

Educational Pooping

Do you love prime numbers, but could never find a reliable source? At the same time do you love or respect the awesome godless killing power of bears? Also, isn't shitting pretty awesome??

If you answered yes to all three (or even if you didn't), then make sure you get yourself to the wonder that is

"the prime number shitting bear"


or, in it's original language "Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu"

many, many months ago i left it going for 24 hours, and, believe it or not, the bear was still going! take the Dr. Awesome challenge and see how long you can go!

18 January 2009

"Thriller" in Filipino is still "Thriller"

1,500 Filipino Inmates doing a flawless rendition of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"-



further proof that the best thing to do in the phillipines is get thrown in the clink.